Screw Necktie

Screw Necktie. Screw (you)! The perfect anti-valentine or just a nifty gift for the hardware lover - if your mind happens not to be in the gutter. We trust you're all wholesome and would never, ever think such a thing.

Yeah, yeah, this one's kind of crass, but you all have been practically begging for it to come back, so we did. Because we love you. What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie makes a wonderful gift for that special woodworker or handyman/woman in your life. For Valentine's day, say what you really feel! (For a slightly gentler message, see our Heart Attack tie.)

Bad puns are awesome. Actual size of screw is eight inches. (That's pretty darned screwed.)